I hate milk … other than in milk chocolate. I hate dark chocolate and I love milk chocolate. I hate cheese. I hate yogurts. I hate most dairy products. I might be lactose intolerant. I wouldn’t know, I haven’t been checked or anything. I live in a house where the girls – and they are all girls – absolutely love the milk stuff. Love the cheese, love the milk in the cereal, love the yogurts. They love what I hate, and yet I love them – you see the power of love right there.
Anyway, a friend of mine who will remain anonymous (see, Hannah, told you no one would know … oops) was mentioning not understanding this here advert. I offered the DMCD Thesis on Cows what with my indepth understanding of Big Barn Farm as already posted. The thesis is really this simple – cows want to be horses because the horses are like in the A-List of celebrity animals. You don’t see Braveheart calling his troops to arms whilst riding a cow. Annual racing events don’t feature the cows either. Let’s face it, Black Beauty isn’t about a Fresian is it? (Although Black and White Beauty might have leaned in that direction … or maybe that’s MJ’s dream coming true a lot quicker than he thought)
Anyway so you can understand where the cow is coming from in aspiring to the life of a horse. Simple, really when you think about it. Just like I did. Just here. Just now. Thank you cows. Enjoy.